The Adult Isolette - Order Yours Now!

Ladies and gentlemen! Presenting for your ultimate luxury and comfort... my latest invention and must-have item... the Adult Isolette! Available in a variety of sizes to fit every length and general body habitus. It is constructed of durable clear plastic and its state-of-the-art double wall design with circulating air flow maintains the most stable of warm, comfy, cozy environments within its luxurious interior. It's like being in your very own comfort cocoon. And that's not all... warm air humidification is easily achieved up to 80% for that "day at the spa" feel. Air tight, hinged port holes on either side make it easy to access items outside of your isolette without affecting the temperature inside. Get yours today!
Just kidding! When I was a resident rotating in the NICU, I'd come in during the wintertime and spend the first hour or so sticking my hands into these wonderfully warm incubators to examine babies. After being outside, it seemed soooo comfortable and enticing. I would dream of having my own adult sized version that I could climb inside and go to sleep. Since that time, I have often joked about my plan of designing "The Adult Isolette". If spring doesn't come around soon, I may just start really building one!